Collection: Words for You

A collection of letterpress greeting cards that are...well, just words.
31 products
  • 100 Percent Asshole Free. Happy Divorce! Greeting Card
    100 Percent Asshole Free. Happy Divorce! Greeting Card
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  • 100 Percent Non-Offensive Greeting Card
    100 Percent Non-Offensive Greeting Card
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  • F@#kety, F@#k,F@#k, F@#k! Greeting Card
    F@#kety, F@#k,F@#k, F@#k! Greeting Card
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  • I Didn't Want To Come Today, But Then I Heard There Would Be Cake. Greeting Card
    I Didn't Want To Come Today, But Then I Heard There Would Be Cake. Greeting Card
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  • I Miss Your Face Greeting Card
    I Miss Your Face Greeting Card
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  • I Was Looking For Jesus, But All I Found Was This Card. Greeting Card
    I Was Looking For Jesus, But All I Found Was This Card. Greeting Card
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  • I'm Glad I Got You In The Divorce! Greeting Card
    I'm Glad I Got You In The Divorce! Greeting Card
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  • I'm Glad You Swiped Right On Me! Greeting Card
    I'm Glad You Swiped Right On Me! Greeting Card
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  • If The World Didn't Suck, We'd All Fall Off! Greeting Card
    If The World Didn't Suck, We'd All Fall Off! Greeting Card
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  • It's Not Rocket Science, But Sometimes It Is. Greeting Card
    It's Not Rocket Science, But Sometimes It Is. Greeting Card
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  • It's Not Your Fault You Should Blame Your Parents. Greeting Card
    It's Not Your Fault You Should Blame Your Parents. Greeting Card
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  • It's Only A Matter Of Time Until The Robots Takeover. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
    It's Only A Matter Of Time Until The Robots Takeover. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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  • Keep Being Weird. It's Taking The Attention Off Of Me. Greeting Card
    Keep Being Weird. It's Taking The Attention Off Of Me. Greeting Card
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  • Luckily For You, I'm Just As Gorgeous As The Day We Met! Greeting Card
    Luckily For You, I'm Just As Gorgeous As The Day We Met! Greeting Card
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  • No More Throw Pillows! Happy Divorce! Greeting Card
    No More Throw Pillows! Happy Divorce! Greeting Card
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  • Now It Doesn't Matter How You Leave The Toilet Seat. Happy Divorce! Greeting Card
    Now It Doesn't Matter How You Leave The Toilet Seat. Happy Divorce! Greeting Card
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  • Sorry I Wasn't There For You. Greeting Card
    Sorry I Wasn't There For You. Greeting Card
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  • Thanks For Always Liking My Facebook Posts! Greeting Card
    Thanks For Always Liking My Facebook Posts! Greeting Card
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  • This Folded Piece of Paper Proves That I Can Be Thoughtful! Greeting Card
    This Folded Piece of Paper Proves That I Can Be Thoughtful! Greeting Card
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  • We've Been Celebrating Your Birthday Since Before The Internet. Birthday Card
    We've Been Celebrating Your Birthday Since Before The Internet. Birthday Card
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  • You Made A Human! Greeting Card
    You Made A Human! Greeting Card
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  • You're All This And A Bag Of Potato Chips! Greeting Cards
    You're All This And A Bag Of Potato Chips! Greeting Cards
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  • Here's Your Half Of The Card. Happy Divorce! Greeting Card
    Here's Your Half Of The Card. Happy Divorce! Greeting Card
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  • This Card Will Be Sentimental To You Someday! Greeting Card
    This Card Will Be Sentimental To You Someday! Greeting Card
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  • It's Not All About You, But Today It Is. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
    It's Not All About You, But Today It Is. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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  • Shit Happens and So Do Birthdays Greeting Card
    Shit Happens and So Do Birthdays Greeting Card
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  • Well… Fuck. Who Saw That Coming? Greeting Card
    Well… Fuck. Who Saw That Coming? Greeting Card
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  • Birthdays Are The Universe’s Way... Greeting Card
    Birthdays Are The Universe’s Way... Greeting Card
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  • If People Were Fonts. You’d Be My Type! Greeting Card
    If People Were Fonts. You’d Be My Type! Greeting Card
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  • It’s Nice To See Someone Gives A Shit Greeting Card
    It’s Nice To See Someone Gives A Shit Greeting Card
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  • This Card Validates My Feelings For You Greeting Card
    This Card Validates My Feelings For You Greeting Card
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