Collection: Words for You

A collection of letterpress greeting cards that are...well, just words.
26 products
  • 100 Percent Asshole Free. Happy Divorce!
    100 Percent Asshole Free. Happy Divorce!
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  • 100 Percent Non-Offensive Greeting Card
    100 Percent Non-Offensive Greeting Card
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  • F@#kety, F@#k,F@#k, F@#k!
    F@#kety, F@#k,F@#k, F@#k!
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  • I Didn't Want To Come Today, But Then I Heard There Would Be Cake.
    I Didn't Want To Come Today, But Then I Heard There Would Be Cake.
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  • I Miss Your Face
    I Miss Your Face
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  • I Was Looking For Jesus, But All I Found Was This Card.
    I Was Looking For Jesus, But All I Found Was This Card.
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  • I'm Glad I Got You In The Divorce
    I'm Glad I Got You In The Divorce
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  • I'm Glad You Swiped Right On Me!
    I'm Glad You Swiped Right On Me!
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  • If The World Didn't Suck, We'd All Fall Off!
    If The World Didn't Suck, We'd All Fall Off!
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  • It's Not Rocket Science, But Sometimes It Is.
    It's Not Rocket Science, But Sometimes It Is.
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  • It's Not Your Fault You Should Blame Your Parents.
    It's Not Your Fault You Should Blame Your Parents.
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  • It's Only A Matter Of Time Until The Robots Takeover. Happy Birthday!
    It's Only A Matter Of Time Until The Robots Takeover. Happy Birthday!
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  • Keep Being Weird. It's Taking The Attention Off Of Me.
    Keep Being Weird. It's Taking The Attention Off Of Me.
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  • Luckily For You, I'm Just As Gorgeous As The Day We Met!
    Luckily For You, I'm Just As Gorgeous As The Day We Met!
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  • No More Throw Pillows! Happy Divorce!
    No More Throw Pillows! Happy Divorce!
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  • Now It Doesn't Matter How You Leave The Toilet Seat. Happy Divorce!
    Now It Doesn't Matter How You Leave The Toilet Seat. Happy Divorce!
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  • Sh@t Happens And So Do Birthdays.
    Sh@t Happens And So Do Birthdays.
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  • Sorry I Wasn't There For You.
    Sorry I Wasn't There For You.
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  • Thanks For Always Liking My Facebook Posts!
    Thanks For Always Liking My Facebook Posts!
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  • This Folded Piece of Paper Proves That I Can Be Thoughtful!
    This Folded Piece of Paper Proves That I Can Be Thoughtful!
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  • We've Been Celebrating Your Birthday Since Before The Internet
    We've Been Celebrating Your Birthday Since Before The Internet
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  • You Made A Human!
    You Made A Human!
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  • You're All This And A Bag Of Potato Chips!
    You're All This And A Bag Of Potato Chips!
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  • Here's Your Half Of The Card. Happy Divorce!
    Here's Your Half Of The Card. Happy Divorce!
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  • This Card Will Be Sentimental To You Someday!
    This Card Will Be Sentimental To You Someday!
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  • It's Not All About You, But Today It Is. Happy Birthday!
    It's Not All About You, But Today It Is. Happy Birthday!
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