Collection: Absurd Humour

64 products
  • F@#$in' Magical Greeting Card
    F@#$in' Magical Greeting Card
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  • People didn't question Dale's...
    People didn't question Dale's...
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  • Thanks Mom Greeting Card
    Thanks Mom Greeting Card
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  • Even Jesus thinks you're wrong. Greeting Card
    Even Jesus thinks you're wrong. Greeting Card
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  • Birthday Hyena Greeting Card
    Birthday Hyena Greeting Card
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  • Let’s get together and laugh at others misfortunes Greeting Card
    Let’s get together and laugh at others misfortunes Greeting Card
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  • Hear Ye, Hear Ye! We're Surrounded By Morons. Greeting Card
    Hear Ye, Hear Ye! We're Surrounded By Morons. Greeting Card
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  • If common sense could be purchased... Greeting Card
    If common sense could be purchased... Greeting Card
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  • You Can’t Fix Stupid Greeting Card
    You Can’t Fix Stupid Greeting Card
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  • Final Boarding Call For The Shitshow Express Greeting Card
    Final Boarding Call For The Shitshow Express Greeting Card
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  • When life gives you lemons... Greeting Card
    When life gives you lemons... Greeting Card
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  • Vasectomies, still cheaper than four years of college. Greeting Card
    Vasectomies, still cheaper than four years of college. Greeting Card
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  • My other card is a Harley. Greeting Card
    My other card is a Harley. Greeting Card
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  • Dad fact (horse) Greeting Card
    Dad fact (horse) Greeting Card
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  • Marriage is the most expensive way to get your laundry done for free. Greeting Card
    Marriage is the most expensive way to get your laundry done for free. Greeting Card
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  • You can't wash off sin. Greeting Card
    You can't wash off sin. Greeting Card
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  • Circle left, now circle right...F@#k it let's get drunk! Greeting Card
    Circle left, now circle right...F@#k it let's get drunk! Greeting Card
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  • So Long Freedom! Greeting Card
    So Long Freedom! Greeting Card
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  • Relax, every family needs a f@#kup. Greeting Card
    Relax, every family needs a f@#kup. Greeting Card
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  • "Why are you showing me? Shouldn't you be posting it to Instagram?" Greeting Card
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  • Heard You Were Mooving Greeting Card
    Heard You Were Mooving Greeting Card
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  • "Jesus Christ kids for the last time." Greeting Card
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  • Congratulations on your new home! I hope it's not haunted. Greeting Card
    Congratulations on your new home! I hope it's not haunted. Greeting Card
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  • You Diabolical Genius! Greeting Card
    You Diabolical Genius! Greeting Card
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  • "No Ma'am we still don't have a cure for stupidity." Greeting Card
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  • You're the only person who enjoys your cat stories. Greeting Card
    You're the only person who enjoys your cat stories. Greeting Card
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  • F@#k it! We'll all burn together. Greeting Card
    F@#k it! We'll all burn together. Greeting Card
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  • Eventually, we all run out of birthdays. Greeting Card
    Eventually, we all run out of birthdays. Greeting Card
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  • Some people called it blackmail...
    Some people called it blackmail...
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  • Mom (cow) Greeting Card
    Mom (cow) Greeting Card
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  • Dad fact (swimmer) Greeting Card
    Dad fact (swimmer) Greeting Card
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  • Dad fact (lion) Greeting Card
    Dad fact (lion) Greeting Card
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