Collection: Absurd Humour

56 products
  • People didn't question Dale's...
    People didn't question Dale's...
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  • Thanks Mom
    Thanks Mom
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  • Even Jesus thinks you're wrong
    Even Jesus thinks you're wrong
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  • Birthday Hyena
    Birthday Hyena
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  • You can't wash off sin.
    You can't wash off sin.
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  • Circle left, now circle right...F@#k it let's get drunk!
    Circle left, now circle right...F@#k it let's get drunk!
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  • So Long Freedom!
    So Long Freedom!
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  • Relax, every family needs a f@#kup.
    Relax, every family needs a f@#kup.
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  • "Why are you showing me? Shouldn't you be posting it to Instagram?"
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  • Heard You Were Mooving
    Heard You Were Mooving
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  • If life came with instructions, we'd still f@#k it up!
    If life came with instructions, we'd still f@#k it up!
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  • "Jesus Christ kids for the last time."
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  • Congratulations on your new home! I hope it's not haunted.
    Congratulations on your new home! I hope it's not haunted.
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  • You Diabolical Genius!
    You Diabolical Genius!
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  • "No Ma'am we still don't have a cure for stupidity."
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  • You're the only person who enjoys your cat stories.
    You're the only person who enjoys your cat stories.
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  • F@#k it! We'll all burn together.
    F@#k it! We'll all burn together.
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  • Eventually...
    Eventually...
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  • Some people called it blackmail...
    Some people called it blackmail...
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  • Mom (cow)
    Mom (cow)
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  • Dad fact (swimmer)
    Dad fact (swimmer)
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  • Dad fact (lion)
    Dad fact (lion)
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  • Dad fact (horse)
    Dad fact (horse)
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  • Dad fact (fish)
    Dad fact (fish)
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  • I like makin' bacon...
    I like makin' bacon...
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  • I've pitched a tent.
    I've pitched a tent.
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  • Happy Birthday Tutu!
    Happy Birthday Tutu!
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  • You're old as Shit!
    You're old as Shit!
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  • Sad News...
    Sad News...
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  • Take a few minutes...
    Take a few minutes...
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  • Oh dear! It's your birthday!
    Oh dear! It's your birthday!
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  • Sarah was about...
    Sarah was about...
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